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How to Fix a Broken Road

That's how you fix a broken road.

Making Shit Is Bullshit, Man!

The Key to Happiness

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.

Never Trust a Fart

Love Is Like a Fart!

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

All You Have to Know about Men and Women

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

- George Carlin